Sunday, July 27, 2008

Just in case you need to know...

The age of consent for all 50 US States!

You can thank me later.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

My Weird Obsessions of the Moment

Since I have a ravenous case of ADD, I find myself having weird obsessions over a certain period of time in my life. Since this is a blog where I put up stuff I can't think of putting up elsewhere, I'll post this baby here. For now, I'll relate one of my favorite obsessions at the moment...


Yes, the infamous Green Fairy. No, I haven't had the drink, but I really wanna make it. I came across the rather amazing fact that it is actually legal to buy and possess Absinthe in the U.S., but you can't fly it to the States, nor can it be sold in liquor stores. Given these rules, no wonder so many people believe it's illegal even to have! Anyways, I've found a few sources to buy Absinthe, and even learn how to make your own. While I was reading the July '07 issue of Reason Magazine and came across an ad for this distributor. I also came across this page by the owner of the George Orwell's 1984-themed website Newspeak Dictionary and in his
Absinthe page he claims that the drink and his recipe for it are DoublePlus Good! So, at the moment, I've found the drink's pricings to be a little high for my taste. I intend to get the ingredients to make some of my own at some point soon, and hopefully have it in time for Halloween or Friday the 13th. Despite the claim that the drink makes you go insane, I have little to fear as the damage is done. If anyone has any tips or information, let me know!



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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Nappy Headed Ho's, Lookout! Imus May be Next!

So, it seems Opie and Anthony will return on XM Satellite Radio. Which is good, because if there's one thing people like me can't stand is when someone says something that pisses someone off, like say... some homeless guy talking about rape fantasies, they get off the air. See, I really don't give a shit what someone says on the radio, because frankly, if you're too goddamn stupid to change the channel on a SUBSCRIPTION radio network that you BOUGHT, then you're too fucking stupid to be comfortable anyways. No matter what anyone says, those nasty porno DVDs of firemen having sex with goats is not something that just came and snuck into your house. And as soon as someone tries to get the government, run by some of the biggest rapists, racists, and assorted shitheads that make me look compassionate and tolerant to dictate what's "decent" and what's "obscene", then you can throw any allowance of your opinions, jokes, or whatever you wish to say or do into a fucking garbage can. People have many different opinions and beliefs, and before we get all Fahrenheit 451 on everyone's ass, perhaps we need to accept that we're gonna come across stuff that'll hurt us. Because everyone gets a stick up their ass over something, and perhaps we need it once in a while. Maybe it won't hurt so bad after a while.

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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Ahh, I love the smell of hypocrisy!

It seems Mr. I'm-here-to-clean-up-Hollywood is in an R-rated flick, with titties. Yes, with titties and *GASP!* BAD WORDS! OH NOOOOOOooooo!

John McCain's been a naughty, naughty boy!

Perhaps this is an omen of things to come. First, back in 2000 he thought that Nine Inch Nails was good, and now this. While I'm pretty sure Wedding Crashers isn't much of a movie, I can't help but wonder if he's becoming less of a tight-ass. I mean, perhaps something snapped in him when thinking back about those days at the VC torture camp known as the "Hanoi Hilton". Perhaps he got some perverse sexual pleasure from those tortures, being told to lie and say that he killed innocent women and children (see, this is what John Kerry got wrong, you're supposed to say that stuff on threat of death, and for god's sake RESIST! That brings much more sadomasochistic pleasure for both the torturer and the torturee) and just basically get a really bad time. And what about the Vietnamese hookers? No boom-boom for him, I betcha. Oh, the lost opportunities.

Well, lighten up Mr. Conservative, maybe this is your chance!

Friday, July 15, 2005

Mmmm... Cake

Neal Boortz happens to be one of my favorite radio talk show personalities. While I don't always agree with him 100%, I always like how he, at least on his website and sometimes on his show can have a sense of humor that is often far less stuffy than that of most Conservative/Libertarian talk show hosts. Also, he has an excellent bullshit detector.

But this post isn't about bullshit, but actually shit excreted by a beloved housepet. What does this have to do with Neal Boortz? Well, he used that bizarre sense of humor and the human fear of eating cat shit (which is in NORMAL humans) to create... Boort'z Kitty Litter Cake Recipe!


Wednesday, July 13, 2005

So, what is Chocolate Toothpaste? Well, it's a blog dedicated to weird news, links to messed up videos and flash files, and other off-the-wall stuff. Some links may be Not Safe for Work (NSFW), but you shouldn't be checking out stupid websites while working for your boss in the first place. NOW GET BACK TO WORK, SLAVES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways, "What's with the name Chocolate Toothpaste? That's sounds weird!" Well, one day I was visiting one of my friends, and her sister just got 2 puppies. Well, they were out taking a dump, and their turds looked like brown toothpaste, hence, CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!

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