Sunday, July 17, 2005
Ahh, I love the smell of hypocrisy!
It seems Mr. I'm-here-to-clean-up-Hollywood is in an R-rated flick, with titties. Yes, with titties and *GASP!* BAD WORDS! OH NOOOOOOooooo!
John McCain's been a naughty, naughty boy!
Perhaps this is an omen of things to come. First, back in 2000 he thought that Nine Inch Nails was good, and now this. While I'm pretty sure Wedding Crashers isn't much of a movie, I can't help but wonder if he's becoming less of a tight-ass. I mean, perhaps something snapped in him when thinking back about those days at the VC torture camp known as the "Hanoi Hilton". Perhaps he got some perverse sexual pleasure from those tortures, being told to lie and say that he killed innocent women and children (see, this is what John Kerry got wrong, you're supposed to say that stuff on threat of death, and for god's sake RESIST! That brings much more sadomasochistic pleasure for both the torturer and the torturee) and just basically get a really bad time. And what about the Vietnamese hookers? No boom-boom for him, I betcha. Oh, the lost opportunities.
Well, lighten up Mr. Conservative, maybe this is your chance!
It seems Mr. I'm-here-to-clean-up-Hollywood is in an R-rated flick, with titties. Yes, with titties and *GASP!* BAD WORDS! OH NOOOOOOooooo!
John McCain's been a naughty, naughty boy!
Perhaps this is an omen of things to come. First, back in 2000 he thought that Nine Inch Nails was good, and now this. While I'm pretty sure Wedding Crashers isn't much of a movie, I can't help but wonder if he's becoming less of a tight-ass. I mean, perhaps something snapped in him when thinking back about those days at the VC torture camp known as the "Hanoi Hilton". Perhaps he got some perverse sexual pleasure from those tortures, being told to lie and say that he killed innocent women and children (see, this is what John Kerry got wrong, you're supposed to say that stuff on threat of death, and for god's sake RESIST! That brings much more sadomasochistic pleasure for both the torturer and the torturee) and just basically get a really bad time. And what about the Vietnamese hookers? No boom-boom for him, I betcha. Oh, the lost opportunities.
Well, lighten up Mr. Conservative, maybe this is your chance!
