Sunday, July 17, 2005
Ahh, I love the smell of hypocrisy!
It seems Mr. I'm-here-to-clean-up-Hollywood is in an R-rated flick, with titties. Yes, with titties and *GASP!* BAD WORDS! OH NOOOOOOooooo!
John McCain's been a naughty, naughty boy!
Perhaps this is an omen of things to come. First, back in 2000 he thought that Nine Inch Nails was good, and now this. While I'm pretty sure Wedding Crashers isn't much of a movie, I can't help but wonder if he's becoming less of a tight-ass. I mean, perhaps something snapped in him when thinking back about those days at the VC torture camp known as the "Hanoi Hilton". Perhaps he got some perverse sexual pleasure from those tortures, being told to lie and say that he killed innocent women and children (see, this is what John Kerry got wrong, you're supposed to say that stuff on threat of death, and for god's sake RESIST! That brings much more sadomasochistic pleasure for both the torturer and the torturee) and just basically get a really bad time. And what about the Vietnamese hookers? No boom-boom for him, I betcha. Oh, the lost opportunities.
Well, lighten up Mr. Conservative, maybe this is your chance!
It seems Mr. I'm-here-to-clean-up-Hollywood is in an R-rated flick, with titties. Yes, with titties and *GASP!* BAD WORDS! OH NOOOOOOooooo!
John McCain's been a naughty, naughty boy!
Perhaps this is an omen of things to come. First, back in 2000 he thought that Nine Inch Nails was good, and now this. While I'm pretty sure Wedding Crashers isn't much of a movie, I can't help but wonder if he's becoming less of a tight-ass. I mean, perhaps something snapped in him when thinking back about those days at the VC torture camp known as the "Hanoi Hilton". Perhaps he got some perverse sexual pleasure from those tortures, being told to lie and say that he killed innocent women and children (see, this is what John Kerry got wrong, you're supposed to say that stuff on threat of death, and for god's sake RESIST! That brings much more sadomasochistic pleasure for both the torturer and the torturee) and just basically get a really bad time. And what about the Vietnamese hookers? No boom-boom for him, I betcha. Oh, the lost opportunities.
Well, lighten up Mr. Conservative, maybe this is your chance!
Friday, July 15, 2005
Mmmm... Cake
Neal Boortz happens to be one of my favorite radio talk show personalities. While I don't always agree with him 100%, I always like how he, at least on his website and sometimes on his show can have a sense of humor that is often far less stuffy than that of most Conservative/Libertarian talk show hosts. Also, he has an excellent bullshit detector.
But this post isn't about bullshit, but actually shit excreted by a beloved housepet. What does this have to do with Neal Boortz? Well, he used that bizarre sense of humor and the human fear of eating cat shit (which is in NORMAL humans) to create... Boort'z Kitty Litter Cake Recipe!
Mmmmm!
Neal Boortz happens to be one of my favorite radio talk show personalities. While I don't always agree with him 100%, I always like how he, at least on his website and sometimes on his show can have a sense of humor that is often far less stuffy than that of most Conservative/Libertarian talk show hosts. Also, he has an excellent bullshit detector.
But this post isn't about bullshit, but actually shit excreted by a beloved housepet. What does this have to do with Neal Boortz? Well, he used that bizarre sense of humor and the human fear of eating cat shit (which is in NORMAL humans) to create... Boort'z Kitty Litter Cake Recipe!
Mmmmm!
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
So, what is Chocolate Toothpaste? Well, it's a blog dedicated to weird news, links to messed up videos and flash files, and other off-the-wall stuff. Some links may be Not Safe for Work (NSFW), but you shouldn't be checking out stupid websites while working for your boss in the first place. NOW GET BACK TO WORK, SLAVES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyways, "What's with the name Chocolate Toothpaste? That's sounds weird!" Well, one day I was visiting one of my friends, and her sister just got 2 puppies. Well, they were out taking a dump, and their turds looked like brown toothpaste, hence, CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!
Anyways, "What's with the name Chocolate Toothpaste? That's sounds weird!" Well, one day I was visiting one of my friends, and her sister just got 2 puppies. Well, they were out taking a dump, and their turds looked like brown toothpaste, hence, CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!
